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ARGH! bad monkey pirate & crew
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ZIPPY! often talks of getting a pet chicken. as i can't see having a chicken on board this tiny cave of an apartment i placate her by promising her someday we will have a house with a yard and then she can have her pet chicken. one day phuzz overheard the convo, just so happens it was the same day he liberated the hood string from my nifty disney world sweat jacket. phuzz pouted and said "brrp if zippy gets a pet chicken then i want brrrp a pet moose". well i could not take both of them knudging me so i told phuzz he could name the string moose and we would call it even. thank goodness he took the deal. phuzz and moose got along fabulously. phuzz carried moose with him everywhere, to play, to eat, to sleep. a few days later roscoe the stuffed floppy cat came to live with us. i got him as a after halloween bargain at my store. handsome roscoe harassed phuzz with his floppy arms and legs. phuzz would wrestle with roscoe, there was not the same love for roscoe as there was for moose the string. late one evening mamavitz and i came home from going out to dinner (sushi of course a fine bad monkey pirate meal!). well we walked in the door and discovered the grisly scene: PHUZZ DONE HUNG ROSCOE WITH MOOSE!!! to
this day the monkeys on this ship are wary, we sleep with one eye open!
walking the gangplank we understand but NOT such a violent act as hanging! |
phuzz's pet string moose |
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roscoe before the incident |
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phuzz & moose |
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phuzz just relaxing with moose |
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grisly photo of roscoe's hanging |
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